Thursday, March 2, 2023


The Skinny Confidential Merch


The Skinny Confidential (BUTTERY SOFT MY GOD) merch has arrived. After MANY MONTHS of again & forth, we will lastly current you with:


Every product we create is with you guys in thoughts so we wished to verify to ship you the MOST dreamy & OBNOXIOUS sweatshirts ever, duh. It’s been a very long time coming however lastly I felt the time was excellent to throw some TSC merch into the combination.

OBNOXIOUS as a result of multi-faceted is IT.

Like you’ll be able to love pink, self-care, morning routines, defending your vitality, boob jobs, ice rollers, and never caring what he appears like in a photograph…but in addition be business-minded, pushed, extraordinarily well-read (stalk my recs right here), stuffed with masculine vitality, career-focused, & an attractive mom and accomplice. 

The Skinny Confidential Merch
who cares what he looks like sweatshirt

I’m unsubscribed from being put in a field. 

So ya, OBNOXIOUS is a play on expectations. Many would name me obnoxious- and I really feel like I’m good with that ? Like I might fucking rock the shit out of the MEH pink sweatshirt within the boardroom.

Extra pink sweatshirts in board conferences.

Extra pink sweatshirts at golf programs, dive bars, soccer video games. And excessive stage conferences.

Extra pink sweatshirts within the boy’s membership.

So presenting: bubblegum pink, pastel lilac, frosting white PLUSH sweatshirts for women who personal it.

And naturally you’ll be able to anticipate every & every bit to be TSC-esque.

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Simply put up it or crop him out. As a result of who the fuck cares what he appears like anyway. 

This one is for all the women who strategically discover themselves in one of the best gentle & don’t give vitality to what he appears like. Who cares if he’s blinking with a gaping mouth open anyway ? Nobody.

This crewneck sweatshirt is available in a bubblegum pink OR pigmented white, each with sizzling pink font.

who cares what he looks like white sweatshirt


Aloof like a poodle. Take it or go away it child. No matter.

In our signature gentle pink with a lilac coronary heart, lastly a crewneck sweatshirt that claims all of it so that you don’t must.

Will get the purpose throughout if you’ll, in nostalgic, Barbie-ish form of manner.

Rock this in child pink with pastel lilac particulars.


As a result of de-puffing is a precedence.

For the toddler who simply can’t take a touch, this darkish lilac crewneck will ship the message.

A pop of purple with pops of punchy pink.

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tsc meh pink sweatshirt

Meh pink sweatshirt
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Basic, bougie, queen shit. Want we are saying extra?

A crisp, white ¼ zip sweatshirt excellent for the health club, joyful hour or tennis.

I additionally really feel like I can see you consuming a vodka lemonade on the nation membership on this ? Feels very preppy in all the proper methods.

Is available in crisp white with a strawberry pink & lavender embroidered insignia.

TSC icon
TSC icon white sweatshirt

All sweatshirts are available measurement small via 3XL & are made of fifty% cotton & 50% polyester. It’s like a really all-season mid-weight, simply excellent for all climates if you happen to ask me.

The graphics are display printed (apart from the 1/4 zip brand) so greatest to not iron it, & to maintain yours trying new & sparkly, simply machine wash ( 30 levels ) inside out & dry at a low temperature. Be happy to hold dry if that works higher for you. Personally I like utilizing this all-natural detergent as a result of it’s delicate & I really feel prefer it simply very a lot will get the job accomplished ? 

The Skinny Confidential purple sweatshirt

You should buy via the Expensive Media web site, however like, seize your fairly items NOW as a result of issues are unique. We’re speaking very, very restricted inventory right here. As soon as they’re gone, they’re gone.


You guys know I very a lot love males’s outsized sweatshirts, so if you happen to’re into that too, SIZE UP ! Proper now I’m so pregnant I’m principally crowning ( LOL ) so I put on a big in all of the cheeky types. If I wasn’t pregnant although, I nonetheless really feel like I might get a big ? I D Ok, I like issues large. 

Put on these with denims, measurement tremendous up & rock them as type of a sweater gown with knee excessive boots, or simply lounge across the fucking home in your chilled eye pads and name it a day. Regardless they’re all very on model

The nitty-gritty for you: worldwide transport obtainable & worldwide clients are answerable for any customs/vat charges upon supply. You guys can anticipate your merchandise(s) to be shipped in 5-10 biz days and also you’ll get monitoring emailed proper to your inbox as soon as it’s shipped. 

AND in fact thanks in your buy & assist AS ALWAYS. Tag us so we will re-post the shit out of all of your cute UGC: @theskinnyconfidential.

Just like the product line, this very pink, obnoxious merch wouldn’t be doable with out the assist of this group. My hope is you run into one another out in the true world- how enjoyable would it not be if you happen to noticed a SKINNY IN THE WILD. Would love your suggestions on this drop. 


x, Lauryn & The Skinny Confidential Workforce

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The Skinny Confidential Merch is live
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